Sunday, June 13, 2010

Massage Protip

This one's for the therapists out there:

It's never a good idea to greet your next client with: "Yeah, I'll be doing you."

Trust me.

7 comments:

RobertM said...

Yeah, if I was greeted with that statement there would be a slight pause while I decided how blatantly inappropriate my following comment should be.

Christina LMT said...

I know! I have a colleague who says that and I cringe every time. SO unprofessional.

Shannon said...

Terribly unprofessional yet hilarious as well...

Mike W. said...

Hey, at least it breaks the ice....before things get steamy.

Christina LMT said...

Shannon, I suppose. But I still cringe!

Hey, Mike! There is no "steamy"!!!!

SCI-FI said...

So many avenues for this.

Let's see, I would:

a) Blush and flee.
b) "Tent-pole" the draping and cue the Barry White music.
c) Say "You wish, honey. Get me a real massage therapist in here, STAT."

Christina LMT said...

SCI-FI...you let your imagination run rampant. *Ahem*

She says this in the waiting room as she's literally meeting her client for the first time. It's in front of anyone else who might be in the waiting room, and everyone is fully clothed. Like I said, cringe-worthy. :D