Last week I was massaging a lady who was receiving her very first hot stone massage.
I had just started gliding the rocks over her skin when I asked for feedback:
Me: Is this okay, not too hot?
Her: Oh, no, it's great! Is that some kind of heated oil?
Me: *blink blink* Um, no...it's actually the hot stones. (thinking: You know, the hot stones I use in a HOT STONE MASSAGE, the massage YOU scheduled for yourself?! Sheesh, Doofus!)
Let it be known that I always explain the entire process very thoroughly before the massage, especially to massage virgins.