Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Not what I expected to hear...

from my 88-year-old patient.

I answered a call light in the middle of the night. My patient beckoned me over to her bedside and we had the following exchange:

"This is gonna be an odd request..."

"Don't worry about it, I'm here to help!"

"My snatch is itching, could you wash it for me?"

*blink blink*

So I did. 

I cannot make this shit up. Seriously. I can't.


Daddy Hawk said...

I’m pretty sure that’s not something they cover in nursing school.

Old NFO said...

The things you have to do... sigh

Christina RN LMT said...

Yeah, I thought I'd get the weirdness in massage therapy, but nursing has it beat by a mile!
Hope you're all staying healthy!
Fuck COVID19!

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