Saturday, July 07, 2012

Massage Protips

First of all, if you don't like to be touched and aren't really interested in receiving massage, DON'T LET YOURSELF BE PRESSURED OR BULLIED INTO IT. Most times this does not turn out well.

Second, if you have a massage scheduled, and you plan on not getting completely unclothed, you might want to think twice about wearing your favorite panties. You know, the ones covering your rather substantial bottom which are emblazoned with:

Delicious! Too Sweet! Bite Me!

It was really hard not to laugh.


Paige said...

What a great post. You so made me laugh. I think that every massage therapist has a client like that... Both the I don't want to be here but my wife made me come client and the ohh, I'm totally embarrassed to take off my clothes but I'm going to wear a see-through thong. Thank you... I will continue to read your blog.

'Drea said...

Kudos for not laughing.

If I were an MT, don't know how successful I would be because, for one, I'm not good at suppressing laughter.