The ho-hum life of a nurse and massage therapist in New Hampshire.
Maybe they aren't thoroughly rude. Maybe they're just.... early?(ducks and runs)
At least you didn't get something from the scooter score. I got it full of holes and mailed it back, 1 inch group right where it says "no thanks".
Love the "ghetto photoshop" concept. Point them to your blog. Nobody as cool as you should be harassed with AARP toilet paper.
Off with their heads!
I've received several. My Wife says I act like an old man but still they are 30-35yrs too early. Even when I reach the age they won't see a dime from me.
Light it on fire while playing in the McDonald's playground ball pit and screaming "I don't wanna grow up!"
AGAIN?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I agree with AARP on this one, Mom. Maybe you should accept that dark fact.
Christine: Some mammals eat their young. It is OK, you know.
Tally, I get these at least once a month. For life insurance and other crap. I'm NOT old, dammit!North, I won't say I'm not tempted...
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