Great, first creepy old men hitting on me, then I get THIS in the mail! And no, I don't want the free travel bag with AARP emblazoned on it, either. Because I really don't want to walk around with a bag that screams, "Yes, I'm an old fart."
Now get off my lawn!
Yes, I'm aware I used ghetto photoshop.
And yes, I'm really mailing that back to them.
20 comments:
HILARIOUS!
*bows*
Thank you, Sir.
ROfLMAO
B
I completely agree that AARP should leave you alone.
But I'm a bit disappointed that this dirty old man can't hit on you...
:-P
WV: racks. Gun racks? Or better racks than that?
I promise that you will feel the same way at 50. I'm not sure what age you have to be to appreciate AARP. I'm not there yet.
Awesome response.
This is what I did with MINE.
http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=563539013989294525&postID=8622999360419679244
Even better, after that I got one from the SCOOTER STORE!!
Love it :-) THAT would be worth watching... :-)
I'm 40, too. I guess they just haven't gotten around to insulting me yet. I'll have to get diabolical 'cause Brigid already stole my first choice for a response.
What I want to know is, how the hell did they get my info? Why now? Which entity sold them my contact information, after assuring me they'd NEVER sell my contact information? THOSE are the real douchebags!
ViolentIndifference, it always depends on the dirty old man. "Creepy" was the operative word here. Not "old". :)
Lou, who the hell DOES appreciate the AARP?
Brigid, I was thinking of that post as I was ripping open the envelope. You crack me up!
Old NFO, the mental image made me smile. :D
K.E. I hope you stay under their radar. I can only pray that I don't keep getting crap from them for the next ten year. Or longer. D'oh!
C:LMT Oh, then I'm definitely out.
:leer:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Excellent. :)
If I get one of those soon I'm gonna be mighty pissed.
Loved the response Christina!
I'm actually past the "olde pharte as determined by AARP" age, but want nuttin' to do with 'em. I shred 'em and mail 'em back. Heh.
...walk around with a bag that screams, "Yes, I'm an old fart."
I shall TRY not to take that personally. I have no use for AARP, in fact I hold them in the highest contempt for misrepresenting the views of us Aged-Americans (I can hyphenate with the best of 'em). I'm just taking up for us Old Farts. We're good people, you ageist, you! ;-)
All I can say is "Praise the Lord and pass the Geritol!"
AARP has consistantly done that to me, as well. And, as other commenters have stated, they do not represent all older persons views, e.g. they don't want older people armed. They are just a liberal-lobbying shill corporation.
wv: tamses (if Tam became pharoah)
Christina m'dear thank you very much.
Once again I have come home from a really crappy day and once again you have given me something to smile about.
If you really wanted to stick it to 'em send it back with postage due.
BGM
WV: inars - Where AARP can shove their junk mail.
Buck, I'm looking forward to being an old fart. I have nothing against old farts. I plan on being a red-hat lady and wearing a lot of purple. :D
That being said, I don't want to carry around a bag that has AARP emblazoned on it. That's going too far!
BGM, welcome and thank you! Pull up a chair.
rotfl.. how did they get your info? Hmm let me think about that one.. ahh yes we signed my mum up for SAGA when she was too young, back when we were teens.... we thought it was hilarious.....
didn't you have three teens staying with you all Summer???
LOL!
Here is what I do. Take a brick and use contact cement to the brick and the postage paid whatever card they send. Attach parts together. Mail back to them!
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