Sunday, December 05, 2010

Creep Factor Eleven

I was hustling into the hotel this morning on my way to the spa just as an older gentleman exited. He shivered ostentatiously and said "Brrrrr!"
I replied, "Yeah, it's FREEZING today!" (Note to self: Refrain from talking to random strangers.)
Guy looked me up and down and said in the smarmiest, most suggestive tone EVAR, "Makes you want to...snuggle up with someone..."

I put on the turbo as I passed him and tossed over my shoulder, "Yeah, like my DOGS!"

9 comments:

SCI-FI said...

And the award for the quickest return-fire put-down goes to...

Mike W. said...

Heh. You get hit on my creepy old men. Congrats!

Jennifer said...

Great response! Go you

Bag Blog said...

Gosh, it has been so long since someone has been creepy like that with me, I kind of miss it. Well, maybe not.

Buckskins Rule said...

I'm sure you know this, but its a fair bet that if a guy talks to a lady he doesn't know, it's for the express purpose of flirting, be it of the harmless variety or otherwise.

I think most of us try to stick to our own age group, however, to avoid the "dirty old man" thing.

Old NFO said...

Good response :-) Hopefully that leaves him wondering...

Anonymous said...

no good deed go unpunished... lol

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Mike W. said...

There's nothing wrong with flirting, per se, but have some class.

I mean if some creepy old woman said that to me I'd be more than a little creeped out.

Christina LMT said...

LOL!
Thanks to all who approve of my comeback. It was all that I could think of at the time!

Buckskins Rule, honestly? I mean, just some chick who's on her way to work and the dude gets flirtatious? You know, I really don't know jack-shit about men.