Wednesday, November 10, 2010

PSA

The next piece of shit, motherfucking, microcephalic pinhead who PUTS ON THE BRAKES when entering the freeway on-ramp, instead of accelerating in preparation for merging with traffic, is getting my bumper so far up his ass, he'll be burping in Korean for the rest of his short, pathetic, perpetually coitus-free life.

19 comments:

Sean said...

Eloquence... pure eloquence!

David said...

You know, it's not healthy to suppress your feelings like this.

Farmmom said...

Don't hold back sweety... tell us what you really think!

SCI-FI said...

Note to self: do not impede Christina's progress. Like, ever.

DaddyBear said...

Wow, that's almost Stingray grade cussing there. Bravo!

Jumblerant said...

I see you're trying to say something here - just not sure what...

Buckskins Rule said...

When did you move to Washington?

That's how most people drive while merging up here.

Jennifer said...

Don't sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel

Linoge said...

A-frickin'-men.

Old NFO said...

As Jennifer said, don't sugar coat it girl :-)

WV-combativ Yep, that's you :-)

Anonymous said...

Should I ever find myself in possession of stupid amounts of money I intend to work on that very problem.

I'm thinking a seventies era sedan with something special under the hood, reinforced bumpers and structure, and no tags.

I figure I can work the on ramps to the 74 bridge until it's all tied up by accident investigations and then go grab some lunch and a nap until it's time to prowl the evening rush hour.

Anon.

phlegmfatale said...

I'm sorry that something inspired thusly, but that was a thing of beauty, my dear!

be603 said...

Korean?

A Hyundai involve I presume?

Ambulance Driver said...

That was positively Cranky Professor-ish.

Bravo!

Christina LMT said...

*bows modestly*

I'm truly honored by the comparisons between myself and Stingray and CrankyProf, but only in my dreams do I aspire to their heights of vitriolic eloquence. Thank you!

Anon., I like the way you think!

Yes, I do drive a Hyundai. :D

Mulligan said...

and that's when she's only a passenger.....

Christina LMT said...

I know. I'm a million times worse when I'm the driver. I just can't stand stupid drivers, which are about 99.9% of the drivers out there!

OrangeNeck said...

When did you move to Long Island??????

TallyAngel said...

LOLOLOL Amen, Mom!