Strategic error number ONE: Discarding used feminine products in the bathroom trashcan.
Strategic error number TWO: Forgetting to close the bathroom door.
Strategic error number THREE: Not keeping an eye on the dogs while cooking dinner.
Result: A scene of utter carnage, including a trail of bloody paw prints leading from the bathroom into the bedroom, where the worst debris was found.
Does anyone know how to get bloodstains out of beige carpet? Thanks.