Remember, I give every client one of my business cards after their massage...
I'm putting clean sheets on the table in a treatment room right after my last massage of the day, when a male guest in a robe, sipping coffee, stops in the doorway and eyes me...
Guest: Hi, are you the manager?
Me (laughing): No!
Guest: Well, there's a business card back in the men's spa that says "Christina - Manager"...
Me (charitably): Maybe you read it wrong...my name is Christina LastName.
Guest: No, it said "Christina LastName - MANAGER"!
Me: I doubt that, I'm sure it said "Christina LastName - Massage Therapist". We have a spa director and a supervisor, no manager. And I'm happy being an Indian, I don't want to be a chief!
Guest: "LastName"...where's that from?
Me: It's Dutch.
Guest: Oh, that's cool...
Guest (abruptly): Is that your natural hair color?
Me (blink, blink): Uh, no...my hair is brown, it's just colored a bit auburn right now.
Guest: And you have green eyes?
Me: No, they're BLUE.
Guest: Well they look green!
Me: Must be my shirt...
Guest: You know, you're pretty good looking.
Me (laughing nervously): Well, thank you!
Guest walks away
Never a dull moment, I tell you...