I lay back against the hard surface, my clothes mostly discarded in the rush to get to this point. My partner, much more experienced than I at this sort of thing, murmured soothing words of encouragement.
I spread my legs wide, as commanded; I closed my eyes, a mix of excitement and nerves making my heart race inside my chest.
I felt the heat first, then the pressure, then...RIIIIIIIIIP.
Ouch! That smarted...
Yes, Folks: I've gotten my first ever Brazilian wax.
I love the results, and it wasn't as painful as I feared. Don't ask for pictures, please, 'cause it ain't gonna happen!