Thursday, February 08, 2007

Hint(s)

Here's a hint to all you folks who plan on spending time in Las Vegas...
prostitution is NOT LEGAL!!!!!!

I know, you'll see all the flippin' huge billboards reading "Hot Babes, Direct To You!!!" being driven around town on the back of trucks, and you'll be accosted on every corner by guys handing out fliers reading the same, but trust me on this, it's still not legal.

Head out to Nye county if you are interested in partaking of the ladies of the night, heck, the Chicken Ranch and Sheri's Ranch will even send a complimentary limo to pick you up and drive you there!

Just trying to help you out...

Here's another hint, a freebie:
Don't ever fall asleep in a public area of a casino, because within two minutes a security guard will be in your face, busting your chops.

It's not pretty.

On another note, not hint-related at all, if I ever get so fat that it takes me 10 minutes to walk down a 10 yard hallway, wheezing all the way while leaning (heavily, natch) on a walker, with my feet three feet apart because my thighs are so huge, either strap me to a gurney headed for the bariatric surgery center, or shoot me.

Thanks in advance, you guys rock!

3 comments:

Ambulance Driver said...

Let me guess, Christina...

Your sweaty 500 pound massage client fell asleep in the middle of the casino, the guards rousted him, and afterwards he was even more pissed to discover the massage didn't include a little sumpin sumpin extra, right?

Christina said...

Not really...
I can't massage anyone right now, since I'm still in the process of getting my state license (which is a HUGE pain in the ass).
But you'd be amazed at the people you meet/see in a hotel/casino on the Strip!
There are always meetings and conventions going on, and the spa is on the same floor as the meeting rooms....
So you can imagine the masses of people from all over the country I see every day.
We are gearing up at work for the NBA All-Star game, too. Also, Chinese New Year, President's Day, and the Magic Convention are going on at the same time, so it's going to be a madhouse in Vegas. They are warning us at work to leave plenty of extra time when coming in, because of traffic and road closure issues!
Should be fun!

Dick said...

Send me a pic first, for Fattie Friday.