"Red Apple Bakery" air freshener.
In the bathroom at work.
This means that when I run in to pee between clients, I start gagging because it smells like someone took a dump on a freshly-baked apple pie.
This is even worse than pine-scented air freshener. Because sometimes you do poop in the woods, but I hope to God nobody shits on apple pie...it would be un-American!
*note all the bullet points in the description at the link...much like adding "in bed" to every fortune you find in a cookie, I just add "with shit" to these descriptions.