And I mean that with all sincerity, AARP!
Great, first creepy old men hitting on me, then I get THIS in the mail! And no, I don't want the free travel bag with AARP emblazoned on it, either. Because I really don't want to walk around with a bag that screams, "Yes, I'm an old fart."
Now get off my lawn!
Yes, I'm aware I used ghetto photoshop.
And yes, I'm really mailing that back to them.