When in an airborne and contact precautions room

it behooves one to make sure that one's phone can't accidentally turn on.

Luckily for me, when my audiobook started playing from my scrub pants' pocket, it was an epic fantasy (hello, Bahzell Banakson!), and not a raunchy romance novel. And it wasn't even in a really gory part, either. Unluckily for me, I wasn't able to turn it off because CONTACT AND AIRBORNE PRECAUTIONS. Had to wait until I was completely doffed and clean again. 

My patient got a laugh out of it and even asked me for more info about the book. Again: luckily for me.