A lady I was chatting with who admitted to 79 years admired my tattoo, then told me about her daughter, saying,
"She got a tattoo on her boob, it was a kitten. Over the years it S..T..R..E..T..C..H..E..D, and she had it turned into a unicorn. It still doesn't look right."
It was hard not to laugh while simultaneously cringing at the mental image.