"If you should find yourself in a university cafeteria around lunchtime, do yourself a favor and DON'T EAT."
FIFY
We used to time-check the food. For instance, we'd put a big thumb print on a slab of jello, to see how long it stayed out for consumption. (On the actual slab itself, yes.) The record was five days, the average was three.
After that, the cafeteria became merely a library study hall with coffee. Actual eating food was acquired elsewhere.
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After Vinda-loo, are you Vindi-cated?
;-)
"If you should find yourself in a university cafeteria around lunchtime, do yourself a favor and DON'T EAT."
FIFY
We used to time-check the food. For instance, we'd put a big thumb print on a slab of jello, to see how long it stayed out for consumption.
(On the actual slab itself, yes.)
The record was five days, the average was three.
After that, the cafeteria became merely a library study hall with coffee.
Actual eating food was acquired elsewhere.
Peter, I'm VINDICTIVE. I feel like I should stand at the cafeteria entrance wearing a sandwich board (hah!) condemning the food offered.
Aesop, I shall heed your wisdom. It's cheaper (and better for me) to pack my lunches anyway.
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