Monday, November 25, 2013


I played Scattergories and dominoes with psych patients. Hey, every clinical should be this fun!

However, I didn't appreciate the asshat behind me who was HONKING because I didn't blithely make a left turn into oncoming traffic. Sorry that I didn't use my telekinetic powers to move the cars out of the way so that you could get home faster, Douchebag, but I'm not supposed to use them for expedience.


Evyl Robot Michael said...

Heh. There's an intersection about 3/4-mi from our house where people usually turn right, but we go straight (to get to our house). One day, this f***tard behind me at the light spent the entire red cycle honking at me because I wouldn't take the right on red. Even though I wasn't signalling. Because I wasn't turning. What an asshat.

Brigid said...

I do wish I had the secret power to immediately flatten all four tires of the people that honk like that. Have a great Thanksgiving Christina.

Aesop said...

Think outside the box.

When @$$hats honk, I turn the engine off, exit when safe, lift up the hood, and stare in puzzlement at the engine block until they find something else to do.

I assure you, it's hilarious.