Thursday, June 02, 2011

Just once.

Just once, one fucking time, I'd like a client to come right out and ask me for a happy ending. So that I could have the satisfaction of giving him the thorough, verbal smack-down he so richly deserves and could legitimately and with full justification end the massage right then and there.

Instead, I get the slimy, sneaky ones. The clients who hint and allude and tease. The ones I'd like to punch right in the face. Or the groin.

And there's nothing I can do about it. Because if I say anything, they'll protest their innocence and make me out to be some kind of paranoid prima donna.

Bastards, albeit clever ones.

14 comments:

North said...

I'll be your bastard. I don't even need to have a beginning. I'll just hand over money, ask for a happy ending, and you can smack the crap out of me. I know how much you'd like that.



Huh. I wonder if I'm even kidding...



*snort*

DaddyBear said...

Disgusting. Drags down all of us guys. Ought to be ashamed of themselves.

So Christina......

'Drea said...

That's gotta bite being in room with someone who is a creep and creeps you out but hasn't crossed an 'official' line.

Christina LMT said...

North, and as they drag me away in handcuffs, I can honestly say, "He was ASKING for it!

DaddyBear, see my reply to North's post. ;)

'Drea, exactly! Those are the massages where you're constantly watching the clock, wishing time would fly faster.

DaddyBear said...

LOL!

Mike W. said...

If I feel better at the end of the massage that's a "happy ending" right?

Lissa said...

Bastards. Slimy ones. Grrrr...

Weer'd Beard said...

You know I'm gonna ask! ; )

BGMiller said...

Maybe I'm just wired differently or something but....
I have a hard enough time trusting somebody I know to rub my shoulders. Giving a total stranger the option of taking a death grip on a rather sensitive bit of anatomy just doesn't make much sense. I'm also paranoid enough that IF I asked, and IF I received an answer in the affirmative I would be mighty suspicious of the masseuse's motives.

So my paranoia and rabid defense of personal space makes me a better person I guess...who knew?

BGM

be603 said...

Just respond in Mrs Doubtfire voice, "I don't work with the boys. I used to be one."

Christina LMT said...

Mike, that's the only kind of Happy Ending I provide. :)

Lissa, you got that right. And I wonder what goes through their minds...ick.

Weer'd, you'd have to start a new category of posts: Death by Massage Therapist. Just sayin'.

BGM, you are a good man!

be603, it's been too long since I've seen that movie, dammit!

BGMiller said...

Death by Massage Therapist.......

Somehow the little movie screen in my brain shows that as an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. LOL

BGM

Mikael said...

I heard rumor when I was on Koh Tao(thailand) of a woman who was adviced to ask for a happy ending when getting a massage(as a joke/prank by those advicing her), and the rumor has she fell for it and was QUITE surprised.

Stingray said...

See you at Blogorado. ;)