He has a big flat screen TV hanging on the wall opposite the treatment chair, so that his
During our session today, some Hollyweird gossip show was on, and they were blathering on and on about some wench named Snookie, who was unfamiliar to me, so I asked John what was what.
Me: So, who's this Snookie person?
John: A bimbo from Jersey who's on a reality show. The only thing she's got going for her are her huge boobs.
Me: Are they real?
John: Who cares?! Hey, if I can touch them, they're real!
He has a point. And he made me laugh. No small feat, considering what he was doing to me at the time...
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Snookie is 8 times more painful than a Brazilian done by angry, rabid weasels.
I'm SO pleased you didn't know who this person is, and SO sad I do...
What He said times 8! DO NOT WANT! You are better off not knowing that the show she is on IS one of the signs of the Apocalypse!
Sheesh! I remember when MTV played music videos instead of this drivel!
Sugar? How does that work?
Shannon, the word "sugar" in my post is a link to the wikipedia article...it is far less irritating to the skin than waxing, though (to me) waxing is faster and less painful. Maybe I'm just a wimp. But with waxing, my skin would be inflamed for days, sometimes, with sugaring, the redness is gone in an hour or so.
Where are all the naughty comments that I expected?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Christina?
I always knew you were sweet.
I'll be in my bunk.
Sugar, sugar. Aww honey honey...
I have a sweet tooth.
I want candy!
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The internets is disappointing me today.
Well, hell! YOU just provided 'em all!
LOL.
If you want it done right you have to do it yourself.
I'm a DIY perv.
I missed "Pour Some Sugar on This". Shame on me.
Give me some sugar! ;) lol
Well that beats *cringes* waxing down there. Waxing naughty parts has got to hurt. The upkeep of shaving is just annoying.
VI - That all depends on who is doing the licking and how sweet they are...
As for Snooky, I have watched Jersey Shore exactly once. That chick is gross. Not attractive at all.
"If you want it done right you have to do it yourself.",
You can get things done faster with teamwork. Team up with Christina. Two heads are better than one & all that junk...
Okay...so VI isn't disappointed....
Pics or it didn't happen.
And agreed with the prior comments on "Snooki." Isn't her fifteen minutes up yet?
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You guys are so DIRTY!!!!
I love it. :D
None of what was said was dirty.... I think you just have a dirty mind Christina. :P
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