I was reading some Austrian news and came across the most delicious word:
Which in English means, literally, "ass-antlers"
I LOVE IT!!
Apparently it's used to refer to what is affectionately known in the U.S. as a "tramp stamp."
When I saw the headline, I initially thought they were talking about the thong "whale-tail," which would have also been brilliant, but this is even better.
They were discussing how the rate of laser tattoo removal had doubled in the last five years, the process of which I think is easily avoidable by not getting tattoos when you're young, drunk, and/or stupid.