Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Question

Am I the only person who worries about getting head lice while watching a movie at a theater?

I mean, think about it...you're leaning your head back against the same seat that at least a hundred other heads have leaned against...chances are that somebody who sat there previously had lice! And I guarantee you that the headrests are probably the least frequently cleaned area of the theater.

I try not to think about it, or I can't enjoy the movie.

Maybe I'll start bringing a large garbage bag with me to cover that part of the seat...

3 comments:

Ambulance Driver said...

Christina, just imagine laying your head back against the seat and dozens of parasitic little mites invading your scalp... crawling... burrowing... laying their eggs... infesting you with their tiny little germs, bits of flesh from their last victim on their microscopic little pincers...chewing busily away...


Scalp crawling yet? *evil grin*

Christina said...

AD - I take back what I said a few posts ago about the cloning thing...YOU are evil!!!

Dick said...

Nawww....
Shit happens.