We were chit-chatting about nothing in particular when he suddenly reached over and began stroking my wrist while staring at me intently and murmuring, "Do you like affection...?"
As I jerked back in surprise and sputtered a response about inappropriate behavior and professionalism, what was running through my mind was,
"NOT FROM YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!"
I called over our young, MALE nursing assistant to take over sitting and wasted no time sharing the story over a laugh with my colleagues.
A few minutes later, while checking my phone, I saw I had received a text message from one of my fellow nurses. I thought it was odd, because she was standing right there! Why would she be sending me a text when she could talk to me...?
Then I saw what she had texted...and busted out laughing.
