As I was walking the pups about an hour ago, I realized I had left the apartment without my trusty maglite. Dammit!
Now I literally couldn't see shit.
While Tucker was completing his patented PoopWalk in a spot under a shrub, I was wondering whether I should be a dick and ditch the poo, or head back to the apartment to get my flashlight. Then the figurative lightbulb went off above my head, and I remembered I had been wanting to get a flashlight app on my phone for awhile. A few seconds later, smartphone in one hand and plastic bag in the other, I was able to do my duty.
Living in the future ROCKS!