Sunday, August 27, 2017

That feeling when...

your patient copiously and incredibly foul-smellingly shits the bed.

Out of spite.

2 comments:

Robert said...

So how long can you delay doing cleanup until you get into excessive trouble?
"Oh, sorry, we're out of supplies and we're waiting for housekeeping to bring more".

Christina RN LMT said...

Eh. She was in one of our few remaining semi-private rooms, and I couldn't inflict that stench on her roommate any longer than absolutely necessary. Good news is, we were able to move her to a private room (and she wasn't my patient any longer, w00t!)