Monday, October 07, 2013

While perusing a patient's H&P...

I came across this gem:

UDS* positive for Cannibals.


I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. And when I showed it to my clinical instructor, SHE laughed so hard she nearly peed herself.

Ah, nursing school. Fun times.

*UDS=Urine Drug Screen


pediem said...


I'm half asleep here (worked last night), and it took me a minute to see it, but now I can't stop giggling! Those must be some awfully tiny cannibals to fit in his urine...

Old NFO said...

Heh... You're gonna see a LOT of strange things... :-)