Saturday, March 27, 2010

Overheard at a Health Fair...

I'm doing chair massage, and I'm working on a little old lady. Random dude walks up.

"Would you like me to massage you while you're massaging her? I have WONDERFUL hands..."

12 comments:

  1. NO! LOL. Wasn't even tempted. Now if one of the uniformed police officers had offered...;)

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  2. guessing it was one of those- If looks could kill - momments

    B
    ( mrs Sci-Fi)

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  3. B, on the contrary. I smiled politely and said, "No, thank you."

    It's all about business, after all!

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  4. Work is work and fun is fun, right??? :-)

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  5. Exactly! But I did have a perfect view of the local police's table...made time go by much faster! ;)

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  6. You should have asked to see his MT license! I'm glad things are going well for you. Did you have fun at the chair gig?

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  7. I did have fun, Roismhaire...was planning on calling you soon to discuss it, as a matter of fact!

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  8. Hey, I may in your neck of the woods in April - I will email.

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  9. Cool! I will await your email with great anticipation. :)

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  10. How very professional of you! I was envisioning something more along the lines of...

    "Would you like me to massage you while you're massaging her? I have WONDERFUL hands..."

    ::smack!::


    Heh.

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  11. Buck, I'd never make a scene like that! Not even when I'm off duty. Words don't bother me...now if he'd actually laid hands on me? That would be quite a different story.

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