Okay. Moaning while I'm massaging you is fine. Groaning, even. Mutters of appreciation are also dandy.
But don't say anything that could be applied to another activity I could be performing, instead.
In other words, I don't want to hear "FUCK, YEAH!" come out of your mouth while I'm massaging your neck. No matter HOW heartfelt the sentiment.
Thank you.
ha reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe wouldn't massage Monica because she made sex sounds! Too funny, but I can see how it would be disconcerting.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the sounds I can deal with, I just don't like the actual *words*...too freaky!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yeah... I can relate. Well, I suppose could relate would be more appropriate.
ReplyDeleteDang, there went my whole plans for a massage on a trip to Vegas...
ReplyDeletestupid impossible standards!
Buck, I think everyone could relate to that. No one wants to be made to feel uncomfortable while they're working!
ReplyDeleteSean, sure...yuk it up! You know you'd be a perfect gentleman.
Bet you wanted to whack him 'round the ear. Tapotement is handy sometimes!
ReplyDeleteYep, I don't ever need to be climbing onto one of them tables.
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