Last week I was massaging a lady who was receiving her very first hot stone massage.
I had just started gliding the rocks over her skin when I asked for feedback:
Me: Is this okay, not too hot?
Her: Oh, no, it's great! Is that some kind of heated oil?
Me: *blink blink* Um, no...it's actually the hot stones. (thinking: You know, the hot stones I use in a HOT STONE MASSAGE, the massage YOU scheduled for yourself?! Sheesh, Doofus!)
Let it be known that I always explain the entire process very thoroughly before the massage, especially to massage virgins.
I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?
ReplyDeleteKeep it up, Trashman. Just keep it up...;)
ReplyDeleteThat lady needs to listen more...so do I!
ReplyDeleteYa know whut? I'm really getting an ed-u-ma-kay-shun here in the art and science of massage, Christina. I had NO idea there was such a thing as a "hot stone massage." What other revelations await me, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteTally, I'm sure you do JUST FINE! ;)
ReplyDeleteBuck, hot stone massage it the shiznit, believe me! So relaxing and just mmmmmmmmm.
Stick around, you never know what I'll come up with next!