Seen on a health form a (male) client filled out, in the space where one can write concerns or issues the therapist should be made aware of...:
I'm a wimp. Please be gentle with me...
Seen on a t-shirt a chubby teen-aged boy was wearing at a football game:
I go to school for the babes.
And I feel like I'm cursed, 'cause a guy sitting in the bleachers right below me kept leaning forward and putting his (highly UNattractive) ass-crack on display.
Blech.
I get enough ass at work.
Wait, that came out wrong...
"enough ass at work" LOL Good one!
ReplyDelete"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...try the veal!"
ReplyDelete*L* Yeah, maybe that gluteal cleft was begging for a massage! *ew!!!*
ReplyDeleteoh - fyi - my grandpa's music is up on my Monday post. I hope you can stop by and hear it.
I'll check it out ASAP, Phlegmmy!
ReplyDeleteIt's good, it's good. Reminds me of the Playboy photographer who used to get a little behind in his work.
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