Thursday, August 09, 2012

Dear Client:

I'm sorry your lower back is hurting. I empathize, truly I do, because my lower back hurts a lot, too.

HOWEVER, wanting me to focus my massage efforts on your lower back during our session is somewhat impeded by the FUCKING PIERCING YOU HAVE SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF EACH QL MUSCLE.

I can work around it, but it ain't gonna be pretty.

Thank you,

Christina LMT
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5 comments:

  1. Old NFO8/09/2012 12:41 PM

    Um... cause=effect maybe???

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  2. Anonymous8/09/2012 1:46 PM

    Pics or it didn't happen! [:-D]

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  3. 'Drea8/09/2012 10:44 PM

    Just don't understand why someone would be pierced there...

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  4. Christina RN LMT8/09/2012 10:54 PM

    Old NFO, not really.

    Anon, go to the link below.

    'Drea, because it supposedly looks hot? http://www.backdimplepiercing.net/

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  5. Paul, Dammit!8/11/2012 9:35 PM

    Ew. That is all. When you make a 250lb sailor make the ew face, it's not good.

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