The next piece of shit, motherfucking, microcephalic pinhead who PUTS ON THE BRAKES when entering the freeway on-ramp, instead of accelerating in preparation for merging with traffic, is getting my bumper so far up his ass, he'll be burping in Korean for the rest of his short, pathetic, perpetually coitus-free life.
Eloquence... pure eloquence!
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's not healthy to suppress your feelings like this.
ReplyDeleteDon't hold back sweety... tell us what you really think!
ReplyDeleteNote to self: do not impede Christina's progress. Like, ever.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's almost Stingray grade cussing there. Bravo!
ReplyDeleteI see you're trying to say something here - just not sure what...
ReplyDeleteWhen did you move to Washington?
ReplyDeleteThat's how most people drive while merging up here.
Don't sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel
ReplyDeleteA-frickin'-men.
ReplyDeleteAs Jennifer said, don't sugar coat it girl :-)
ReplyDeleteWV-combativ Yep, that's you :-)
Should I ever find myself in possession of stupid amounts of money I intend to work on that very problem.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking a seventies era sedan with something special under the hood, reinforced bumpers and structure, and no tags.
I figure I can work the on ramps to the 74 bridge until it's all tied up by accident investigations and then go grab some lunch and a nap until it's time to prowl the evening rush hour.
Anon.
I'm sorry that something inspired thusly, but that was a thing of beauty, my dear!
ReplyDeleteKorean?
ReplyDeleteA Hyundai involve I presume?
That was positively Cranky Professor-ish.
ReplyDeleteBravo!
*bows modestly*
ReplyDeleteI'm truly honored by the comparisons between myself and Stingray and CrankyProf, but only in my dreams do I aspire to their heights of vitriolic eloquence. Thank you!
Anon., I like the way you think!
Yes, I do drive a Hyundai. :D
and that's when she's only a passenger.....
ReplyDeleteI know. I'm a million times worse when I'm the driver. I just can't stand stupid drivers, which are about 99.9% of the drivers out there!
ReplyDeleteWhen did you move to Long Island??????
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL Amen, Mom!
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