Saturday, November 21, 2009

Overheard in the Spa

Me (in the shower): Maura? Could you hand me a razor, please?

(a few moments later)

Maura (handing the razor over the shower stall door): Did you want me to shave you, too?

Me: ...

Me: Uh, no...it's just my armpits, that's not much fun.

Maura: Okay.

12 comments:

  1. mmm, now that's an offer you don't get every day (i hope)

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  2. Ummmmmmm so many comments, so little desire to suffer a crippling injury...

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  3. Perhaps she was joking?

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  4. Sean...smart move! :D

    Tally, of course she was joking!

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  5. LOL!
    I'm so sorry I offended your delicate sensibilities, Edward...but my blog, my rules! ;)

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  6. In that case, can I write a guest post about toe-jam or something?

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  7. Heh. I'm glad you added the "of course she was joking." ;-)

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  8. Ew, Edward...NO TOE-JAM! I have to deal with that far too often at work. Ugh.

    Buck, sure you are. :D

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  9. Next time take her up on it. You never know if you'll like something until you try...

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  10. Stingray, not on company time, that's for sure. :D

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