I lay back against the hard surface, my clothes mostly discarded in the rush to get to this point. My partner, much more experienced than I at this sort of thing, murmured soothing words of encouragement.
I spread my legs wide, as commanded; I closed my eyes, a mix of excitement and nerves making my heart race inside my chest.
I felt the heat first, then the pressure, then...RIIIIIIIIIP.
Ouch! That smarted...
Yes, Folks: I've gotten my first ever Brazilian wax.
I love the results, and it wasn't as painful as I feared. Don't ask for pictures, please, 'cause it ain't gonna happen!
I lol'd!
ReplyDeleteUh, congratulations? I guess!
wow - you're braver than i am .. i've been thinking about getting one also - but mmmm ... not yet ...
ReplyDeleteThanks, pdb!
ReplyDeleteJulie, I've waited for YEARS.
I just had to find the right person, I guess.
When you called me to tell me you were going to, I was thinking "BRAVE woman" and you weren't going to post that, for sure. I laughed so hard at this.
ReplyDeleteow ow ow
Hey, YOU were the one who told me to post about it (even though you were joking!), I just figured out a funny way to do it...;)
ReplyDeleteWhoa, when I saw RIIIP, I thought you were talking about a huge a$$ fart you let rip. I'm just sick like that.
ReplyDeleteOUCH! I don't think I could do that...
ReplyDeleteTally! You're weird. But I thought something different...
What's the partner's name?
Tally, you take after your dad, just sayin'...;) And believe me, to avoid just such an occurrence, I took tons of gas-x on the way over!
ReplyDeleteChaos, her name is Melanie, and she's a sweet lady from Canada. An excellent aesthetician.
I'm with Brigid, i.e., "ow ow ow"
ReplyDeleteThe things you women DO! ;-)
Buck, the pain truly is fleeting, but the results last for weeks!
ReplyDeleteOne must suffer to be beautiful...
AND, it cuts down a lot on sweating.
Damn, Now I feel dirty.
ReplyDeleteCool....
Dick, don't you ALWAYS feel dirty?
ReplyDeleteYou're funny!
ReplyDeleteHey, do you go around saying "Wow - I feel like I'm 8 years old again!"
Not exactly...I have a wee "fun-patch" of hair!
ReplyDeleteRemember how hot it gets here, the waxing cuts down on a lot of the sweat.
And I just like the smooth feeling!
Well yeah, I do, but that's at my website! Lmao!
ReplyDeleteSugaring is much better. Skin feels nicer. Nice you had someone purring at you, though. That always helps.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone does sugaring here in Las Vegas, Phlegmmy. Unfortunately!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Melanie is awesome, I'll definitely go back to her.
sugaring??? off to do some googling .....
ReplyDeleteJulie, it's supposed to be the best way to depilate.
ReplyDeleteOk, that made me laugh. And I hear you. Pubes are a genetic scourge.
ReplyDeleteZelda, then my work here is done! ;)
ReplyDeleteI will definitely be back. I like feeling smooth.