I saw a man pissing on the side of a dumpster.
Such are the joys of my life.
Also, just as I was getting into my blog-reading, two Mormon Missionaries appeared at my door.
Silver concurs with me that I was extremely polite, but I did tell them that I couldn't talk with them about religion because I didn't want to get REALLY ANGRY.
They get bonus points for admiring my dogs.
The last time people came to our door, Zelda responded with, "I'm trying to have sex with my husband."
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI took their business card, then introduced my daughter to the joys of pyromania (somehow she missed out on that)...
Oooooo, FIRE. Fun!
heehee! Pyromania - I'm so THERE!
ReplyDeleteI think you should get an award for your restraint, darling!
Those crazy missionaries! Answer the door naked next time. That's what I'd do!
ReplyDeleteChuck, I don't want to blind the poor lads! Or cause them to fall down the stairs, or anything!
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