On Saturday, my last client of the day was a gentleman who had booked a "stress relief" massage (think no evil!), a twenty-five minute massage of the shoulders, neck, and back. He looked like a mild-mannered "guy next door", reminiscent of Charles Grodin, late thirties, I'd say.
After I had retrieved him from the men's spa and escorted him to cross-gender room 7, he told me not to be surprised if he fell asleep on the table. I laughed and said it happened all the time.
I had gotten into my zone, massaging his neck, when out of the blue he says, "You're very good!" I think I jumped a little, he startled me so badly.
As I was massaging his back, I noticed some marks. It was (naturally) very dark in the room, so I had to lower my face thisclose to his back to get a good look......hmmmmm.
I think Mr. E. had way too much fun Friday night, because those were perfect fingernail welts all across his lower back, as if the lady had gotten a good grip around his waist and then let loose!
I sorta matched my fingers to the marks and traced them a half-inch above his skin, just to make sure of my suspicions....spot-on!
I have to say, I was kinda envious.
And he did fall asleep, too!
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Yep, sounds like too much fun. You know, I've never got finger nail marks in my back from a woman. I wonder if that says anything about me as a lover? Hmmmm....Oh, I did get a hickey on the upper inside of my thigh once. :)
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OMG I think that was me!!
ReplyDeleteLoL....j/k but I'm an animal!
That sounds like an awfully close call there, Chuck. A couple of inches one way or the other, and there's no telling WHAT might have happened.
ReplyDeleteCookie...and another reader with TMI!
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Comatus...I can (almost) never tell whether you're serious or joking.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I've been meaning to ask you if "comatus" is the mushroom, or am I missing something?
how dare mr. grodin flaunt his whoopee marks in front of horny women! *tee hee* Oh well, nice to know that somewhere, someone is having a good time.
ReplyDeleteI just wish it were me, occasionally, Phlegm!
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