Saturday, February 28, 2015

Be careful when choosing tattoo locations...

A lady I was chatting with who admitted to 79 years admired my tattoo, then told me about her daughter, saying,

"She got a tattoo on her boob, it was a kitten. Over the years it S..T..R..E..T..C..H..E..D, and she had it turned into a unicorn. It still doesn't look right."

It was hard not to laugh while simultaneously cringing at the mental image.


4 comments:

Brigid said...

I recall an admin person I used to work with that worked in a jewelry store during the holidays for extra shopping money (being the sort that liked $300 purses). This young thing came in with this older guy who was buying her some bling. She pulled down her pants (always a mark of refinement) to show my friend her new butterfly tat on her buttocks. H looked at it and her and said ""honey, in 20 years that's going to be a big old bat and he will be long gone". Needless to say - she didn't make the sale

Old NFO said...

Yeah, but truth... :-)

Christina RN LMT said...

Brigid, you have the best stories! I rofl'ed there. NFO, indeed!

Romareh said...

That story was too funny, a big old bat lol