Thursday, September 25, 2014

Fun at Clinicals

I just got home from my second hospital clinical session of the semester, and this happened:

1. I dodged flying poo, successfully.

2. My scrubs pocket received a lovely infusion of 5000 units of heparin. Luckily the needle stayed capped.

3. My patient, towards the end of the shift, told me I looked exhausted. That can't be good.

4. I got my period. With a VENGEANCE.

5. Related to 4., one-ply toilet paper in the staff restroom? No bueno!

And I go back this weekend for 24 more hours of fun! But first, I have the introduction and annotated bibliography for my Senior Capstone paper to write...

7 comments:

Daddy Hawk said...

I could have gone all day...well, the rest of eternity really, NOT knowing number 4.

Christina LMT said...

LOL, a bit TMI for you? Hey, at least I don't poop-blog (unless you count number 1 on my list...)

Old NFO said...

Fun times... NOT... Single ply? Those are some CHEAP SOBs...

Brigid said...

You're going to rock it, when it's all said and done. Hang in there!

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loveyournurse said...

Perhaps some dermal absorption of the heparin and the period from hell are connected??? Just sayin'

Christina LMT said...

loveyournurse, thanks for cracking me up! I needed to laugh. :)