I had to use off-site parking at school today. Of course the only space I could score was at the ass end of beyond.
Well, that sucks, I thought. I'm going to be coming back here after dark...but wait, at least the parking space is right under a light!
Which of course turned out to be the ONLY light that was not working tonight. Everywhere else was brightly illuminated, but my car was in a pool of shadow.