Sunday, October 06, 2013

Epiphany

I had an epiphany of sorts last night as I was cleaning the treatment room at work.

All the things that FUCKING IRRITATE me, that I consider my pet peeves, can really be boiled down to ONE GIANT PEEVE:

Half-assedness.

Don't be a half-ass, don't do a half-assed job.

It's simple. If you want to stay on my good side, finish what you start and do a thorough job.

It doesn't matter if it's at work, doing chores, driving on the street, writing something, whatever. If you are thorough and do things right, I won't have to shank you or wish you to the ninth circle of Hell. Or Siberia. Or that you are staked out on a fire-ant nest after being covered in honey .

You get the picture, I'm sure.

It makes my life so much easier to have recognized this! Now I don't have to freak people out (and or annoy/irritate them myself!) by enumerating all the things that tick me off!

It's just one.

5 comments:

MSgt B said...

Hee Hee
You said shank...

Buck said...

Heh. I think you MIGHT be my sister. ;-)

Christina LMT said...

Msgt B., indeed I did. One of my favorite things to do, I mean SAY.

Buck, great minds think alike!

Suldog said...

I love that the comment section says "C'mon, tell me what you REALLY think..." after reading this post. Sounds like you're ready to rumble!

doubletrouble said...

I have pondered on your conclusion, & I believe you are exactly right.
I feel so relieved to now have only ONE serious peeve...