Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Generally...

...whenever a foreign-born (male!) client answers my question of "Have you ever had a massage before?" with "Well, not a massage like this...back home, massage is TOTALLY different," I have my suspicions on how the session is going to go. And I'm (unfortunately) usually right.

*sigh*

And to add insult to injury, he didn't tip me.

I'll have to have the front desk add a note to his file: If client calls to schedule another massage, refer him to Soong's Pleasure Palace down the road.

6 comments:

Old NFO said...

He's 'buying into' the mystique of American women from the movies... Which is an insult to real women.

be603 said...

So how DO you say "happy" in Farsi?

Christina LMT said...

Old NFO, I dunno about that, he hinted pretty strongly about happy endings and such. Not strongly enough that I could end the session, unfortunately.

be603, I don't know, and I don't WANT to know.

Suldog said...

There should be a sign on your front desk or something: "We are a REAL massage place. If you want THAT type of massage, check the personal ads."

Brigid said...

There isn't enough hand sanitizer for that kind of client.

minimedic said...

Brigid: Autoclaving *might* make a dent...with strong emphasis on the word might.

Old NFO: I love you and your comment. (Just sayin'.)