Saturday, February 16, 2013

Fuck you



This is dedicated first to the lovely lady who rattled the handle of the bathroom door and kept tugging on it as I was *ahem*  taking care of business, who exclaimed in disbelief "But it's LOCKED!!!" No shit, Sherlock. BECAUSE IT WAS OCCUPIED.

Second, this is dedicated to K., the douchenozzle pharmacy intern at the local CVS, and also to the chick in line behind me, both of whom mocked me for paying my $21.51 bill with exact change. What's the big deal? Does it make me weird to do that or something?

Finally, this is dedicated to the asshole who kept honking at me because I wasn't merging into highway traffic quickly enough for his tastes. I'm sorry, but I have no desire to become a semi's hood ornament.

FUCK YOU!

6 comments:

Farm.Dad said...

Let me guess ....

The script was for " Turbo Midol ?

LOL ill go to the shunbench now

Christina LMT said...

You're treading on thin ice, FarmDad...just sayin'. ;)

Old NFO said...

There are days, and then there are DAYS... Hope it gets better!

be603 said...

well I'd say your transformation into a Bostonian is progressing nicely,

armedlaughing said...

You should get Harry Nilson's 'You're Breakin' My Heart, You're Tearin' It Apart So Fuck You!' as your theme song!

It could work...

;-P

gfa

Jay G said...

She has successfully integrated into the MA mindset.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US...