Thursday, January 10, 2013

Hmmm...

...that uncomfortable moment when you're trying to decide if your client is merely socially awkward (thus explaining is inability to maintain eye contact), OR he rilly, rilly wants to stare at your boobs.

8 comments:

Brigid said...

I had a meeting with some defense folks. One of the young officers kept staring at my chest. I finally, and forcefully, reminded him that I was in charge of this meeting and that there was more to me than my chest. He countered with "wow, until you spoke I didn't even know you had a head!".

I will not tell you where he is stationed now.

armedlaughing said...

I've always thought of massage as a medical experience.
Had some great looking women examine me, but figured they weren't with me on a date.
Guess I'm silly that way.

gfa

Jennifer said...

Boobs. Definitely for the boobs.
On one extremely rare occasion that mine have received such attention, I said, "Oh! You like them? They came with the bra."

Christina LMT said...

Brigid, Antarctica?!

GFA, because you are a gentleman!

Jennifer, I like that response! It's not like I'm especially endowed or anything. It made the massage really uncomfortable for me. Ugh.

DaddyBear said...

I admit that I have that weakness and have to make the conscious effort to continually think "look her in the eyes! look her in the eyes!" sometimes.

But yeah, staring down a ladies chest continuously, especially in close quarters, is creepy.

Christina LMT said...

It's just especially awkward and creepy when it's a new client and I'm about to give him a massage. Double-ugh. I really gave him the benefit of the doubt, but as I was talking to him in the hallway after the massage, he also checked out every female who passed us. And get this: He was there with his wife! She was getting a massage at the same time, just not a couple's massage (the couple's room wasn't available.)

Old NFO said...

Socially inept, and probably a computer geek... ;-)

Mulligan said...

wait ... I could have been staring at boobs the whole time ?