I was just hitting the drive-thru at Dunk's* a few minutes ago, and the nice gal obviously misspoke when she asked me, "How hot do you want that coffee?"
I replied, "Not hot enough to give me third-degree burns, please!"
She could barely stop laughing long enough to tell me the total.
*d'you see how I'm going all local and shit? Calling it "Dunk's" instead of "Dunkin Donuts"...next thing you know, I'll be pahking my cah and calling everyone retahded.