Saturday, July 14, 2012

So I was massaging this client the other day...

and noticed this tattoo:

Master of my Fate
Captian of my Soul

I was so very tempted to say something to him, but:

A. It would have been completely inappropriate.
B. I would surely have been only the latest in a long line of people to do so.
C. I appreciate good tips and repeat customers.
D. I want to keep my job!

I hate biting my tongue, I truly do. 



7 comments:

Old NFO said...

Ouch... :-)

ZerCool said...

Full of fail. I can only ascribe that to an error on his part, because the tattoo artists I've worked with ALWAYS had me check the artwork and transfer SEVERAL times.

Brigid said...

There was a photo of a young lady on a website that had a tramp stamp on her lower back that said "sweet pee".

ouch!

SCI-FI said...

Brigid-

Maybe she was a diabetic...

phlegmfatale said...

I hope he meant that to say "caption of my soul"

Christina LMT said...

Old NFO, most definitely!

ZerCool, I dunno. Sometimes both parties just plain fuck up.

Brigid, that's just sad.

SCI-FI, you are EVIL!

Phlegmmy, I was thinking that he could change the "a" to an "o" and have "caption". Great minds think alike!

Suldog said...

Wow. I don't even post a blog comment without re-reading it and checking the spelling. I'd go over it about 15 or 20 times if I was having writing put on my body permanently. You sure he isn't a comedian by trade and maybe going for that lucrative masseuse-laugh trade?