Me: I just have to put some makeup on, then we can go.
Daughter-who-shall-not-be-named (DWSNBN): You don't need makeup, Mom!
Me: Yes, yes I do.
DWSNBN: *I* don't wear makeup.
Me: You don't need makeup, you're young and fresh, I'm old and worn out!
DWSNBN: You are NOT old and worn out! Okay, well maybe you're old, but definitely not worn out...