Wednesday, October 19, 2011

I need Botox.

I'm getting a vertical wrinkle right between my eyebrows, and it's all because of Masshole drivers!

WTF, dudes? Did everyone and his brother miss the class on yielding to oncoming traffic while attempting to make a left turn?

Or are they all just members of the "Fuck you, I'm goin' anyway" Club?

GRRRRRRRRRR...

15 comments:

Alan said...

Boston drivers never yield.

Worst drivers in the nation.

SCI-FI said...

Failure to yield does not equal "worst drivers" -- we're the most aggressive, bar none.

Massachusetts' state motto is 'E Pluribus Scrotum,' which translates into English as 'Kiss my ballsack, I go first!"

Ambulance Driver said...

They're just practicing defensive driving.

And the best defense is a good offense.

be603 said...

Figured MA rules out yet? Starting with "Turn signals are a sign of weakness."

Old NFO said...

Massholes... fuggetaboutit... Just drive like them!

DaddyBear said...

When I read "WTF dudes", why did I hear Weer'd Beard in my head?

And you don't need botox. Just get all caffeined up before you drive and take it out on the other drivers, just like every other car on the road.

WV: commystr - Commie Street, the Massachusetts equivelent to Sesame Street.

Mike W. said...

Nah, what you need is a chainsaw machinegun.

Weer'd Beard said...

You'll get used to it in a few more months, but it always sucks.

But you DON'T need Botox! You look fantastic!

memory_lucky12 said...

Do not get botox. You don't need it.

Suldog said...

Welcome to Massachusetts! When you start DEFENDING the weird-ass driving habits, then you can consider yourself a native :-)

Ruth said...

My husband worked as a pizza delivery guy for 10yrs here in Syracuse NY. Yet my Boston driving scares the heck out of him. Don't worry, you'll get used to it!

Teke said...

Don't you know that in Mass the left comes first

Lucy Cale said...

Don't worry, just blame it on the drivers. But after you do so, who will pay the money for a botox Ottawa treatment? No, the money will come from your pockets and you'll be very angry because of this. So it's better to ignore all the stuff other drivers do and stay focused on what you're doing.

Christina LMT said...

Yes, because a spammer posts something here I'm going to hie myself to Canada for some botox treatments! Kudos on at least attempting to make the comment pertinent to the post, though.

Lucy Cale said...

Yes, us Canadians are very proud with out cosmetic institutes, therefore we often promote them. But if we would have talked about traffic, traffic law and fines, well, you would have had a lot to worry about than wrinkles. But unfortunately, lousy drivers are present everywhere, so I truly understand how you feel.