Monday, September 12, 2011

Dear Bitch...

who stole my debit card info and ordered almost $300 worth of crap from motherhood.com:

The nice people at motherhood.com gave me your name and address, since MY debit card info was on the order.

Superpages.com gave me your telephone number and I've also found your facebook page and pictures of you elsewhere on the internet (btw, you are FUCKING UGLY. Just sayin'.)

I'm going to the police today to file a report and I will gleefully press charges.

Have a nice day. 'Cause it's gonna get ugly from here on out.

15 comments:

Mike W. said...

Damn. I've had that happen to me a few times. It's no fun. Good luck!

SCI-FI said...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Guffaw in AZ said...

Oh, puleez! Tell us how you REALLY feel.
(PS - and good for you!)
gfa

Peter said...

Give her hell!

Weer'd Beard said...

Wife went through a similar thing too, but she didn't get the cool info.

Drop the hammer of Thor on this bitch, and then blog about her pain! YARRR!

BTW if her purchase from Motherhood.com means she has kids, I feel bad for those kids.

Blondefabulous said...

Hells yeah! Kick her ass!

Jennifer said...

You get her! Or, ya know, make her info public and the whole gun-blogosphere will get her

DaddyBear said...

I'm glad you found out who the miscreant is. I'm sure that your bank will want to talk to her too. Enjoy tacking her hide to the nearest barn door!

Old NFO said...

Get her, and out her ass to the whole world... crap like this DESERVES publicity!!!

'Drea said...

Criminals usually get sloppy sooner or later.

Glad you found the thief.

Brigid said...

Barkley offered to bite her.

Gudis said...

Ah, sweet revenge...

Suldog said...

Go get her. MY WIFE had some a-hole charge stuff from QVC on her card. Took a bit of work to totally track, but worth it. Do it to her - hard.

Firehand said...

Nail her.

With rusty nails.

Kevin said...

Hope she gets what's coming to her. Good on you for the detective work.