who stole my debit card info and ordered almost $300 worth of crap from motherhood.com:
The nice people at motherhood.com gave me your name and address, since MY debit card info was on the order.
Superpages.com gave me your telephone number and I've also found your facebook page and pictures of you elsewhere on the internet (btw, you are FUCKING UGLY. Just sayin'.)
I'm going to the police today to file a report and I will gleefully press charges.
Have a nice day. 'Cause it's gonna get ugly from here on out.