I've been doing massage for quite a few years now and I'm pretty jaded. Nothing much fazes me anymore.
I've had the groaners and the moaners. I've had the folks with flatulence.
I guess it was the juxtaposition of the moaning and the farting that discombobulated me a bit today. Not to mention the occasional chuckle thrown in.
"Mmmmmmmmmm...ooooooh...oh HO ho ho ho..."
At least his gas was odorless. And he never sported wood.