The ho-hum life of a nurse and massage therapist in New Hampshire.
you mean you don't get that question at least once a week?i would have thought it was an occupational hazard and that you'ld have an arsnal of suitable responses.
Run kitty RUN!!!!lolB
Good one... and I don't think the kitty can afford the answer... :-)
Poor kitty shall be mercilessly attacked by my mother. RUN cutey-pie RUN!
"how much for a happy ending?"Answer - At least one dead kitten.
Julie, I've never gotten that question directly. Just jokingly when I did poker massage in the casino.Kitty better watch out!
You'd actually be saving kittens if you did, since everyone knows God kills a kitten everytime you masterbate.I know this is true because I saw it on Al Gore's internet.
Poker massage?Please educate my ignorant butt on that one. It sounds like it would lead to all sorts double entendre type humor.BGM
Wow, I'm amazed that there's a feral cat population anywhere, Mike! Considering the fappage that goes on...just sayin'.BGM, it's chair massage right at the poker table or slot machine. The client merely turns the chair around and keeps playing while getting a massage. It's deadly dull for the therapist and we're always dealing with wiseasses who think they're being funny.
Ah....I see.I honestly don't know whether that's a brilliant combination of pleasant activities or a sign of near criminal levels of laziness. Or maybe a warning sign of addiction. And I can only imagine the wise ass remarks. Mostly because I'm sure a bunch of the are drifting through my skull right now. Mostly low-brow "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em." sort of thing.BGM
Wow, I'm amazed that there's a feral cat population anywhere, Mike! Considering the fappage that goes on...just sayin'.That just means kitties are doing the dirty faster than we're fapping. Obviously some of us humans are slacking....
Speaking of kitties doing the dirty...My WV is: "hoticat"Draw your own conclusions there.
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